†遥か彼方へあの約束を†


if you stretched out your hands towards a flickering face
and all you were able to feel was darkness
then turned around to plead the skies above you
for answers about unknown fears
yet everything there'd be to see
was a silvern mirror reflecting your dreams
don't close your eyes
to the truth
inside

~ Friday, March 14 ~
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speedfoever:

archivemod:

hiddleshabanera:

RAJEWEL'SPOKEMON ART APPRECIATION POST (╯)╯☆.。.:*・°

Bonus: image 

WOAH

Really awesome

Tags: pokemon art realistic badass neat
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~ Thursday, February 20 ~
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usuallycrazy:

Twitch Plays Pokemon is the wildest thing I have ever watched and I frankly can’t stop.
If you’ve been living under a rock (or you’re just not up on Pokemon news, that could be a thing, in which case, your life must be so very sad), there’s a Twitch chat room with far too many people in it undergoing what the creator refers to as a “social experiment.” Each person in the chat submits a command they want the player to do and, with a 20-30 second delay, the Pokemon Trainer does the command.
It’s made it the most frustrating game of Pokemon ever played but also the best. Because they’ve been playing for five days straight, have four badges, and have somehow maneuvered two cave mazes.
Due to the delay and trolls, we have often found our poor trainer opening his menu, checking his bag, and looking to the Helix Fossil he acquired in Mount Moon. 
Which of course, does nothing.
But in the middle of a Pokemon battle, better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.
About to cut down a tree. Better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.
I’m trying to enter this cave. Gosh, I need to make sure I haven’t dropped my Helix Fossil.
The people in the chat room have come to the conclusion that the Helix Fossil is an artifact of the Pokemon Trainer’s religion and that his ultimate goal is to resurrect Omanyte from the fossil.
Oh yes, they’ve brought religion into the game.
Even to the point where, when players in the chat were discussing that they needed a Pokemon to learn Surf, some had said “Let’s just wait until we get a Lapras later in the game. That just gets handed to us and will be much easier to do and we won’t run the risk of needing to deposit anybody in the PC and accidentally releasing anybody.” (We’ve already accidentally released our starter, so our current strongest Pokemon is a Pidgeot we call Based Pidgeot or Bird Jesus) 
Others said “Let’s pick up the Eevee from Celadon Town! We’ll go to the Department Store, buy a Water Stone, and get a Vaporeon! It will be much better.”
We wasted all of our money on 8 Poke Dolls and an accidentally purchased Fire Stone.
Flareon has been called a heretic in this game.
Flareon is literally Satan to these players.
You weren’t there for the Celadon Department Store, okay. We got lost in there for one whole day and I watched it happen. It was awful. The work we put into getting this dumbass Flareon was awful.
So, we had to deposit Flareon in the PC because he was utterly useless. Which was when we accidentally released our Charmeleon.
The players determined this was simply what the Helix Fossil wanted and we had to trust in our Bird Jesus and never follow false gods again. Just let Lapras happen. Trust in the Helix Fossil.
Now, the players had been stuck in Rocket Hideout on those damn moving arrows for exactly two days. So the creator instated a chatroom based vote where you could decide on anarchy—the way we had been playing the whole time with individual players participating in a free-for-all—or democracy.
If 75% of the players had agreed on one form of governing, that was the system we were currently using in chat.
Democracy involves each player submitting a command and the game tallying to see which action is voted for most and popular vote wins.
This game has user-inserted religion and now creator inserted government.
The players spend so much time arguing over which form of government to use that we often get nowhere.
This is the weirdest virtual reality based Japanese RPG I have ever seen.
I have no idea what kind of social experiment the person who created this chat room is trying to do—they wish to remain anonymous—but this is positively delicious mayhem and I may never see this many people excited about a game made in 1996 again.

usuallycrazy:

Twitch Plays Pokemon is the wildest thing I have ever watched and I frankly can’t stop.

If you’ve been living under a rock (or you’re just not up on Pokemon news, that could be a thing, in which case, your life must be so very sad), there’s a Twitch chat room with far too many people in it undergoing what the creator refers to as a “social experiment.” Each person in the chat submits a command they want the player to do and, with a 20-30 second delay, the Pokemon Trainer does the command.

It’s made it the most frustrating game of Pokemon ever played but also the best. Because they’ve been playing for five days straight, have four badges, and have somehow maneuvered two cave mazes.

Due to the delay and trolls, we have often found our poor trainer opening his menu, checking his bag, and looking to the Helix Fossil he acquired in Mount Moon. 

Which of course, does nothing.

But in the middle of a Pokemon battle, better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.

About to cut down a tree. Better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.

I’m trying to enter this cave. Gosh, I need to make sure I haven’t dropped my Helix Fossil.

The people in the chat room have come to the conclusion that the Helix Fossil is an artifact of the Pokemon Trainer’s religion and that his ultimate goal is to resurrect Omanyte from the fossil.

Oh yes, they’ve brought religion into the game.

Even to the point where, when players in the chat were discussing that they needed a Pokemon to learn Surf, some had said “Let’s just wait until we get a Lapras later in the game. That just gets handed to us and will be much easier to do and we won’t run the risk of needing to deposit anybody in the PC and accidentally releasing anybody.” (We’ve already accidentally released our starter, so our current strongest Pokemon is a Pidgeot we call Based Pidgeot or Bird Jesus) 

Others said “Let’s pick up the Eevee from Celadon Town! We’ll go to the Department Store, buy a Water Stone, and get a Vaporeon! It will be much better.”

We wasted all of our money on 8 Poke Dolls and an accidentally purchased Fire Stone.

Flareon has been called a heretic in this game.

Flareon is literally Satan to these players.

You weren’t there for the Celadon Department Store, okay. We got lost in there for one whole day and I watched it happen. It was awful. The work we put into getting this dumbass Flareon was awful.

So, we had to deposit Flareon in the PC because he was utterly useless. Which was when we accidentally released our Charmeleon.

The players determined this was simply what the Helix Fossil wanted and we had to trust in our Bird Jesus and never follow false gods again. Just let Lapras happen. Trust in the Helix Fossil.

Now, the players had been stuck in Rocket Hideout on those damn moving arrows for exactly two days. So the creator instated a chatroom based vote where you could decide on anarchy—the way we had been playing the whole time with individual players participating in a free-for-all—or democracy.

If 75% of the players had agreed on one form of governing, that was the system we were currently using in chat.

Democracy involves each player submitting a command and the game tallying to see which action is voted for most and popular vote wins.

This game has user-inserted religion and now creator inserted government.

The players spend so much time arguing over which form of government to use that we often get nowhere.

This is the weirdest virtual reality based Japanese RPG I have ever seen.

I have no idea what kind of social experiment the person who created this chat room is trying to do—they wish to remain anonymous—but this is positively delicious mayhem and I may never see this many people excited about a game made in 1996 again.

(Source: acutelychildish)

Tags: my gods this is wild pokemon experiments things and stuff tl;dr
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~ Tuesday, February 4 ~
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vivillon-exchange:

WELCOME TO THE VIVILLON EXCHANGE! 
Got a vivillon color in your area that you hate? Trying to collect all the colors? Want a pretty new color on your team? Then this blog is for you, friend!
The vivillon exchange lets you submit an organized form to the blog that plenty of others that want to trade vivillons can see, so that it’s super easy to find people to trade with! 
Since the blog is fairly new, contribute by following, submitting a form (check the sidebar links to find the submit form), and reblogging to spread the word.
We are also accepting one or two new mods.
Above is a map to show you what vivillon color you have!
Spread the word, and feel free to ask questions.

vivillon-exchange:

WELCOME TO THE VIVILLON EXCHANGE! 

Got a vivillon color in your area that you hate? Trying to collect all the colors? Want a pretty new color on your team? Then this blog is for you, friend!

The vivillon exchange lets you submit an organized form to the blog that plenty of others that want to trade vivillons can see, so that it’s super easy to find people to trade with! 

Since the blog is fairly new, contribute by following, submitting a form (check the sidebar links to find the submit form), and reblogging to spread the word.

We are also accepting one or two new mods.

Above is a map to show you what vivillon color you have!

Spread the word, and feel free to ask questions.

Tags: pokemon vivillon OH YES
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~ Tuesday, January 28 ~
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prayke:

Ginkgo, sea lettuce, and thistle Leafeons. 

Tags: pokemon art leafeon evee
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~ Saturday, January 25 ~
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fandomsandfeminism:

nazerine:

radioactive-moth:

lonesecretmemer:

sulkylass:

auldlangespeon:

sulkylass:

cubeybooby:

internetsensationjakesurname:

apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

cute!!

don’t black belt women exist tho

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

Reasons I love X and Y

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says

半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね!

which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”
as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.
(extra extra bonus: she is a known thing in the Japanese fandom and there is (somewhat tasteless) fanart of her.)
tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron

I love that the Japanese is even MORE clear than the translation. 

fandomsandfeminism:

nazerine:

radioactive-moth:

lonesecretmemer:

sulkylass:

auldlangespeon:

sulkylass:

cubeybooby:

internetsensationjakesurname:

apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

cute!!

don’t black belt women exist tho

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

Reasons I love X and Y

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says

半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね!

which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”

as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.

(extra extra bonus: she is a known thing in the Japanese fandom and there is (somewhat tasteless) fanart of her.)

tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron

I love that the Japanese is even MORE clear than the translation. 

(Source: kateplus)

Tags: interesting pokemon story time
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~ Wednesday, January 15 ~
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japhers:

when I’m sad I think about the existence of male Gardevoirs

Tags: pokemon gardevoir
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~ Sunday, December 8 ~
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kiwiggle:

Day 4, Fave electric type is Ampharos! ewewewewewe<3

kiwiggle:

Day 4, Fave electric type is Ampharos! ewewewewewe<3

Tags: pokemon ampharos
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~ Tuesday, December 3 ~
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missyandere:

glitchcity:

shockturtle:

dark-strings:

Phantump - According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
Banette - A doll that became a Pokémon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it.
Based on this concept…
http://kerokeroma.tumblr.com/post/66630221321/after-i-drew-this-picture-a-lot-of-people-who

dont drag it

I dragged it

what’s up with all of this sad stuff on my dash tonight?1

missyandere:

glitchcity:

shockturtle:

dark-strings:

Phantump - According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

Banette - A doll that became a Pokémon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it.

Based on this concept…

http://kerokeroma.tumblr.com/post/66630221321/after-i-drew-this-picture-a-lot-of-people-who

dont drag it

I dragged it

what’s up with all of this sad stuff on my dash tonight?1

Tags: pokemon story time
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~ Saturday, November 9 ~
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justdrella:

feeniekin:

demon-piercer:

nyugen:

armadillomons:

gaomons:

uf0ed:

leonkuwatas:

i have no explanation for this

Wait you forgot


just announced a new evolution


What a time to be alive, we got another new evolution for X and Y

How could you post fire and water without /him/.


Reblogging for nigel thornberry



I

justdrella:

feeniekin:

demon-piercer:

nyugen:

armadillomons:

gaomons:

uf0ed:

leonkuwatas:

i have no explanation for this

Wait you forgot

just announced a new evolution

image

What a time to be alive, we got another new evolution for X and YI can't believe i made this

How could you post fire and water without /him/.

Reblogging for nigel thornberry

image

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(Source: namelessahoge)

Tags: lmao oh my gods pokemon redheads risshukun
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~ Monday, November 4 ~
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humorous-blog:

chelseawoosh:

Day 34: They are still unaware that I am a Ditto

▒

humorous-blog:

chelseawoosh:

Day 34: They are still unaware that I am a Ditto

(Source: blackbloodyhime)

Tags: what why pokemon plushies pikachu
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~ Wednesday, October 30 ~
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manyula:

mhektath:

The impression tumblr is giving me of the pokemon xy professor is of a guy who draws up very detailed careful anatomical charts and then labels paws and toes and junk with “fluff” “perfect cuddle spot” “BOOP”

like he’s got his phd but nobody’s really sure how

image

that’s sycamore for you.

got the chart from this T-Shirt design

(Source: quozzel)

Tags: it's a kokoro pikachu sycamore pokemon leaky peaky tapsytapsies get out
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~ Monday, October 28 ~
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wendygirlyouspookme:

POKEMON STORY TIME
IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE.  IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS.  IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT.  YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION.  OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.
I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT.  MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD.  EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA.  THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.
ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.
FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN.  I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH.  I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.
THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM.  PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN.  I LAUGH.  I THROW MY POKEBALL.  I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS?  ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS.  IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT.  YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS.  THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE.  THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.
I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED. 

wendygirlyouspookme:

POKEMON STORY TIME

IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE.  IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS.  IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT.  YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION.  OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.

I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT.  MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD.  EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA.  THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.

FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN.  I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH.  I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.

THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM.  PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN.  I LAUGH.  I THROW MY POKEBALL.  I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS?  ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS.  IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT.  YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS.  THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE.  THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.

I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED

(Source: wendycorduroy)

Tags: oh my gods basically pokemon story time zapdos ive met him twice by chance by now and i havent yet given a fuck about catching him this will be a beast to catch
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